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Saturday, December 03, 2005

sometimes the angels just can't resist taking a chicken out for a spin


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ham & eggs

So, there's hog heaven:


And the afterlife for McNuggets:

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Friday, December 02, 2005

breaking news

Equipment Error at Angelic Kickball Playoffs Leads to Tragedy as Earth is Sent Hurtling Out to Left Field.


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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Is it still heaven if there are clowns?



Alternate title: Every time you masturbate, God kills a clown.

~I'm working on the brunette angel issue~

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

unfortunately, someone scheduled the new angel, Butterfingers, to work in the nursery last night


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Great, now I've got Kinkade all over my robe (bonus Jesus)



Yes, yes, I know, we're all about the Angels here, but I had to bring this...this...THING over here. Feel the treacle of the description:

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

notes from my journal, 1983



from the description:

As the tune "Amazing Grace" plays, an angel strolls beside a bubbling mountain brook with all her furry friends in tow as glittering snow falls softly around her.


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Monday, November 28, 2005

wear no pants

Is the one on the right going to hurl?


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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Some words just go together

Words like Angel
And Unicorn
And Fiber-Optic
And Fucking Terrifying









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11/20/05 - 11/27/05
11/27/05 - 12/4/05
12/4/05 - 12/11/05
12/11/05 - 12/18/05
12/18/05 - 12/25/05