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Thursday, December 22, 2005

just a little more...


Yes, I know I already did the Angels Pushing Children category, but I saw this one on a notecard and couldn't resist posting it.

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groovy

Dude! Angel lava lamp nightlight!


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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

this just does not look comfortable

I think the one on the left is doing that slow-motion bullet-dodging move from the Matrix.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

it's for their own good

We don't really know what to do about angels...are they frightening messengers of God, or tame housepets who help us find our keys? Until we have a ruling, perhaps the safest plan is just to keep them hermetically sealed for our protection:


Only then will we be safe from the Angel of Cameltoe.


But we will all be sorry when the angels trade away their own faces to get their hands on the bubble technology and use it against us to imprison winter.

if you feel the need to do the whole Wizard of Oz "poppies will make them sleep" thing while looking at this, uh, piece, go ahead. I'll wait.

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Monday, December 19, 2005

what, you couldn't work in a teddy bear?

The perfect nightlight for someone who collects angels, lighthouses, praying hands, and insipid "inspirational" giftware (as always, I'm inspired to hurl).

There's something weird about the hands, too.

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

A-N-G-E-L-S! Goooooo GOD!

Heaven's cheerleading finals can be surprisingly cut-throat and nasty.

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

a little somethin' for the fellas

The Angel of Boobies knife.

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Friday, December 16, 2005

more monkey angels


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Thursday, December 15, 2005

monkeys are funny


(that is one seriously long tail)

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

angels love gambling! and bingo!


Wearers of this will eventually get a letter that reads, in part: due to the current state of the world, we can no longer spare an angel to attend your poker games. You are on your own.


You knew Barbie would show up here eventually, right?

Any idea what she's reading? Help me out here...

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

vroooom

Doesn't this just seem like the kind of thing that would be the closing shot in a driver's ed film? Strewn on the pavement among twisted metal?

But Grandma didn't drive safely, did she?

I hated driver's ed.

Auto Angel is a really crappy job, apparently.

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12/18/05 - 12/25/05