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washed in the blood of the lamp

My original plan was to stay away from the crucifixion imagery here. It's not really my thing, but it's important to other people, etc. But then I saw this auction for a pair of identical Jesus on the cross lamps, and my resolve cracked.

Mostly, it's the package. As they said in the fine movie Saved!, this gives new meaning to the phrase "hung on a cross" - downplay the genitals a bit, ok? This is a family set of lamps. Really hideous lamps, although the copy says they would be great for any home or office. Or a fantastic gift idea!
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